How to Write a Teen-Hero (a.k.a. Save the World) Story

A step-by-step instructional on how to write a typical, sappy story, in which Everything is Fixed and Turns Out O.K.

Lesson 3: The Plot

This really isn't important. Don't worry your pretty little hair-coated head about this. If you really want to, you can toss in something about a quest, or a ravaging beast, or the threat of invasion. Don't worry if it never comes up again. You don't want to sacrifice lengthy descriptions, and intricate talks of hair, and backstory long enough to make your grandmother bored for an actual storyline, would you? I thought not.