Deal with Dr. W

Part 99 Bottles of Coke on the Wall

Dr. W is Dr. Williams, my high school principal. Well, anyway, that has nothing to do with nothing, so on with the nothing.

My friend, Stake, is a very good friend. I told her that my brain was going to become mush if I had to listen to my English teacher much longer. She offered me her cerebrum for my kidneys.

I told her that I'd give her 1 kidney, for ½ of her cerebrum.

She countered with 1 kidney, and a slightly "foxed" left foot for a finger and ½ of her cerebrum.

I replied with 1 kidney, "foxed" left foot, and right thumb for ½ a cerebrum, a finger, and a pinkie toe.

She replied: "Okay, let's get Dr. W to do it."

Well, not really. She actually said for Dr. Frankenstein to do it, but he's copyrighted, so Dr. W is now going to do it. Yup.

Part 99 Red Balloons

I'm going on a killing spree.

First, the apples

Then the bananas

After that, THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF FLORIDA CITRUS FRUITS!

After that, ALL OF THE FRUIT IN THE WORLD!

They can't send you to jail for killing fruit.

Part 99 Decision Street

THIS PORTION IS ALL IN CAPS AND ITALICIED.

DON'T ASK ME WHY. I LIKE ITALICS.

LATIN SHOULD DIE AND NEVER BE RESSURRECTED.

THIS IS COMING FROM A LATIN II STUDENT.

I KNOW THE HORRORS OF A DEAD LANGUAGE.

ICE, ICE BABY.

Part 99 I'm Done

The End!!