Author's Note: Some girl in my math class was wearing this horrendous skirt, so I wrote a breif expostulation as to where such a terrible piece of clothing might have come from. I'm weird, I know. Thanks for reading.

It was quite possibly the ugliest skirt in existence. It was made of varying geometrical pieces of a leathery material, pale brown, bound together by faded pink stitching. It very much resembled something stolen off a taxidermist's work table, an unfinished portion of some unfortunate deer or such; in which case, perhaps only the taxidermist would notice it missing and quietly replace it in due time...