Okay, another one of my Jimmy Buffet recreations. I'm not going to post the original for this one, just as I'm keeping the name. The original is called 'Fruitcakes', and is a highly comical song by my favorite insane singer- Jimmy Buffet- rock on!

Horse version of

"Fruitcakes"

I was talk'n to my friend (horse name) the other day,

She/he runs the Tack Store in El Toro.

She/he says that human beings are flawed in division.

That the cosmic bakers took them outa the oven too early-

And I believe her/ him!

Say when you go to the stable these days,

They try to put a nasty bridle and cold metal bit on you!

I don't want it- I don't want that much work!

I want-

My carrots!

Where did carrots go in the stables?

I don't want a thirty pound saddle and tight girth!

I want my carrots!

We need more treats in this world!

Less work- we need people who care!

I'm mad as hell!

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And I don't wanna take it anymore!

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Chorus

Carrots in the kitchen-

Apples on the street!

Rolling through the crosswalk-

All the way towards me!

Half baked treats in the oven-

Half baked oats on the bus!

There are always treats-

Hang'n round for us!

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Paradise

Paradise- lost and found

Paradise- take a look around!

I was out on the fields

Where I hear they have it all!

Plants, leaves, flowers-

All for me to eat!

Waterfalls and apple trees-

Lots of treats for me!

Apples, carrots, grains,

All under the blue sky!

Ohh goody gumdrops,

Look there goes a pie!

Yeah!

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Chorus

Carrots in the kitchen-

Apples on the street!

Rolling through the crosswalk-

All the way towards me!

Half baked treats in the oven-

Half baked oats on the bus!

There are always treats-

Hang'n round for us!

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Relationships

Relationships

We all want 'em

We all need 'em.

How do we get 'em?

Here- I'll tell you!

He says- let me in that pasture-

With that real pretty mare!

A stud isn't a stud-

Without a colt or filly there!

But the right word at the right time

Nicker, nicker, kiss and hug-

That the difference between lightning

And a harmless lightning bug!

Hey!

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Chorus

Carrots in the kitchen-

Apples on the street!

Rolling through the crosswalk-

All the way towards me!

Half baked treats in the oven-

Half baked oats on the bus!

There are always treats-

Hang'n round for us!

Alright, it's not complete by a long shot, in other words, not corresponding with the original song by any means, but still a crazy piece of work. ROCK ON JIMMY!