Your mother hates me

Because you're my friend

And she's against that

Which is somehow my fault

Your father hates me

Because you tell me things

And keep him in the dark

Which is also my fault

Your sister hates me

Because she thinks I'm a geek

Based on an old picture of me

So she doesn't like me

You like me

Because I told you I'm bi

And you want to have someone

Which is completely my fault

My friend says

I should tell you it's not you

I'm just not interested

I'm not sure you'll accept that

Someone else says

I have to choose one gender

That it's my fault for telling

And I just can't accept that

I wish I could say

There is someone I want

And I'm sorry it's not you

But no one will accept that