We sit and watch through crumbling windows,
As clumsy hands sculpt our gates.
The salty waters crawl dangerously close,
To our troops stationed in front of the lopsided houses.
The roofs are falling in and the floors are sinking.
Attention Caption, the neighboring castles have our princess.

Send out backups clad in broken shells.
Dig a moat to keep out the enemy.
"These waters show no mercy, Sir"
Save our princess or die trying.
But little hands soon grow bored.
And leave our town to the fate of our unfinished walls.
"Are you still there, Caption?"
"We've been abandoned."