cardboard glory and feather stories

turret flecked tofurkys
and not quite turkey jerky
but a delightful presence
of round square shaped presents
unfortunately lost inside
where it smells like tofurkey died
and cried
and died
inside
i tried
the smell was too strong
where is my bong?
the neverending tofurky mystery
and the rest, well, that's history!