Tear on your face
Salty delicious
Tofurkeys are cruel
And sometimes vicious.
Cry, little one
And baste away
So you are delicious too
Tofurkey that's mean
Tofurkey unwise
Be it only
Hamster in disguise?
Feathers are stripped
You find it to be
Tyrannical hamster
Hidden underneath
Tear on your beak
The feathers are worn
Rage from hamster's
Hate and his scorn
Always will he jog in place on the corn flakes of your heart.