Hold 't'he monocle
Away from the gizzard.

Far sighted:

D'o' you see me?

Hold the monocle
To the so'f'tness

Yet again

I am in the A'u'gust rain.

Hold the monocle
To the eye

Still you see fa'r';

Nothing but gobbledegook.

Hold the monocle
To your heart

Therein lies

The peacock of forgiveness.
- 'K''y' 'L''i' 'V''e''s'