In a place not too
Far from here
There was a boy
So sweet and sincere
Many girls like him
But he doesn't care

Guys are jealous
'cause he always look fly
He wants to befriend them
Why does he bother to try?

He's got a nice smile
And a real cute face
He spends his money
All over the place

He's got enough clothes
To make a ball player sick
But you see, he's my cousin
And he only likes dick


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