On a Monday, I am eating
Tuesday, constipating
And by Wednesday, vomit a heap
Have to eat things, just to get through
And then I just have to spew
And you want to help me
Fall, sometimes chunks fall so fast
I can hardly catch my breath
Sometimes it blasts
Oh
Seems like I can finally
Stuff down seven hundred meals
I like the way that feels
Oh
It's as if I like cheese better
Than I respect myself
I wish you couldn't tell
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of cheese
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of cheese
I am sloppy, and messy
I eat excess, not nonsense
I'm so self unaware
When I'm hurling, you listen
Make me normal; it's your mission
I store food in my hair
Oh
Seems like I can finally
Stuff down seven hundred meals
I like the way that feels
Oh
It's as if I like cheese better
Than I respect myself
I wish you couldn't tell
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of cheese
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of cheese
Fall, sometimes chunks fall so fast
And sometimes they go splash
Food's all I have
Oh
Seems like I can finally
Stuff down seven hundred meals
I like the way that feels
Oh
It's as if I like cheese better
Than I respect myself
I wish you couldn't tell
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of cheese
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of cheese
Just let this go
I eat like this just every day
But is it that obvious
That I'm jamming food into my face
I hope it never goes away
Yeah
On a Monday, I am eating
Tuesday, constipating
Robbing dairy farms
So I can eat
Oh
Seems like I can finally
Stuff down seven hundred meals
I like the way that feels
Oh
It's as if I like cheese better
Than I respect myself
I wish you couldn't tell
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of cheese
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of cheese