I stabbed myself the other day,
They locked me up-state pen,
First-degree homicide,
Then I hung myself-died again,
Tied to the cold, hard jail bar.
A shoelace 'round my head,
Dang thing popped right off,
Three seconds I was dead
But I had already been killed,
So they couldn't do nothin' to me,
I said the judge right to his face,
Yo, it's double jeopardy!