My dad now owns Conoco

To me, that's sinking really low

To own a business

Like this

It's something that would happen in a sitcom show


He makes me work there

It pulls my hair

I have to stand

I'd rather be practicing band

I really want a chair


I hate my job

Like corn on the cob

Like lime jello

Like a soggy pillow

Like a stupid brown glob


At least it's not Kwik-Trip.


Thank you reviewers so much

It is such.


No one reviewed. Shucks

Everyone sux.