My dad now owns Conoco

To me, that's sinking really low

To own a business

Like this

It's something that would happen in a sitcom show

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He makes me work there

It pulls my hair

I have to stand

I'd rather be practicing band

I really want a chair

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I hate my job

Like corn on the cob

Like lime jello

Like a soggy pillow

Like a stupid brown glob

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At least it's not Kwik-Trip.

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Thank you reviewers so much

It is such.

Wait.

No one reviewed. Shucks

Everyone sux.