(Oh yeah? Well, My Girlfriend Can Beat Up Your Girlfriend Any Day)

I met a girl and she asked me to the dance
Now she's my girlfriend, and she wears the pants
She was the first to make the move
And I couldn't help but follow along
She is the one who's in control
But is that so wrong, so wrong..?

She is the female Adonis
And I'm just this geeky punk kid
How did she become attracted to me?
What was it that I did?
She can easily bench press my weight
And she beat up that jock who was teasing me
Doesn't matter that she's taller
Doesn't matter that she's stronger than me

When were out, yeah we get looks from a lot of folks
Since I'm the man and so much smaller, they make jokes
What is their problem?
What? Can't girls be strong?
We love each other
So what's so wrong?

She is the female Adonis
And I'm just this geeky punk kid
How did she become attracted to me?
What was it that I did?
She's training to be a wrestler
And fights my battles for me
Doesn't matter that she's taller
Doesn't matter that she's stronger than me

Go ahead and laugh
I'll admit, it looks kinda funny when we kiss
But won't you be pissed
When you see her all rich and famous on the WWE
Knowing that she'll be married to me