Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and broke his head.

Rushed him to the doctor and the doctor said,

"No more monkeys jumping on the bed."

Four little monkeys swinging from a tree,

One fell off and broke his knee.

Rushed him to the doctor and the doctor said with glee,

"No more monkeys swinging from the tree."

Three little monkeys running 'round the town,

One got knifed and the other drowned.

Rushed them to the doctor and the doctor frowned,

"No more monkeys running 'round the town."

One little monkey playing all alone,

Killed all the others so he got his throne.

Brought him to the shrink and the quack-quack said,

"Lock this one up or we'll all be dead."