Oh, Deary Me!

Oh, deary me!
Call a preacher!
I think I've killed
My science teacher!

Oh, deary me!
I'm such a jerk!
He was just assigning
The night's homework!

Oh, deary me!
I was in a trance!
I think I stabbed him
With a giant lance!

Oh, deary me!
I am very vexed!
I think maybe
My French teacher was next!

Oh, deary me!
I'm such a jerk!
She was just assigning
The night's homework!

Oh, deary me!
My spirits sank
When I heard that I
Had her walk the plank!

Oh, deary me!
Who will know?
What if it's time for
My English teacher to go?

Oh, deary me!
I'm such a jerk!
He was just assigning
The night's homework!

Oh, deary me!
I must've went mad!
Our teacher wasn't
All that bad!

Oh, deary me!
Who else did I eradicate?
I haven't seen
My math teacher of late . . .

Oh, deary me!
I'm such a jerk!
He was just assigning
The night's homework!

Oh, deary me!
My body went stiff
When I heard I had
Pushed him off a cliff!

Oh, deary me!
I'm quite the disrupter!
I think I've offed
My history instructor.

Oh, deary me!
I'm such a jerk!
He was just assigning
The night's homework!

Oh, deary me!
What a terrible deed!
He was trampled by
A mass stampede!

Oh, deary me!
Who knows what this means?
I think I've ruptured
All my teacher's spleens!

Oh, deary me!
You should never kill!
'Less you're sure you can pay
Their medical bill!

Oh, deary me!
I was about to scream!
But, thankfully
It was naught but a dream.

Oh, deary me!
This ends quite swell!
All my teachers are
Alive and well!

Oh, deary me!
One thing's not right!
I never finished
My homework last night!