Vacancy's Open (II) 240104

I have a vacancy open-

Would be nice to see a line…

But keeping order's such a bother

And the trouble will be all mine.

I have a vacancy open-

To find me a suitable man

One steady and reliable

Yet managing not to be bland.

I have a vacancy open-

For a man who'll make me smile

Through all the good and bad times

By going the extra mile.

I have a vacancy open-

For a man who'll show me the way;

Who'll lead me through life by example

Trusting the Lord everyday.

I have a vacancy open-

Mathematicians need not apply…

Artists, writers and of course

Musicians are welcome to try.

I have a vacancy open-

Not just anyone may apply…

My screening test's rather stringent;

So far there's no real reply.

I have a vacancy open-

Perhaps it shouldn't be?

I should learn to just trust Jesus,

And be footloose, fancy-free.

So I had a vacancy open-

Till God valiantly dosed

Me with a measure of wisdom:

Now that vacancy's closed.

(There's still a vacancy open-

Only Christian men may apply:

Route all enquiries to heaven-

'cos now He oversees the supply.)