A/N: Does this song really need an introduction, save Hillary in ?

Senator Kerry counts up the votes in a state where elections have been;
Living his dream.
Turns on the TV, wearing the face he's been wearing since 75.
Is he alive?
All the lonely voters; who did they all vote for?
All the lonely voters; they meant to vote for Gore.
Ahhh, look at all the lonely voters.
Ahhh, look at all the lonely voters.
[That wicked sweet violin kicks in]
Senator Kerry lost in the race, and then vanished along with his name.
End of the game.
President Dubya wiping the dust from his suit as he opens his mouth;
Carried the South.
All the lonely voters; who did they all vote for?
All the lonely voters; they meant to vote for Gore.
Ahhh, look at all the lonely voters.
Ahhh, look at all the lonely voters.
All the lonely voters; who did they all vote for?
All the lonely voters; they meant to vote for Gore.
Ahhh, look at all the lonely voters.
Ahhh, look at all the lonely voters.
[Conclusion, again a kickass violin solo]