My girl's so pretty,
Yeah she's so hot
My girl's gonna get it
If she wants it or not

My girl's in the kitchen
I want my beer
I call out her name
And she cringes in fear

My girl's got a problem
She says that it's me
So I smack her in the face
And I tell her to make my tea

My girl wants a baby
But I fucking don't
Women can be so stupid
I say "shut up", but she won't

My girl's got a bruise
Right on her cheek
She started being mouthy
So I smacked her one, she shrieked

My girl's upped and left me
Shacked up with some poof
He doesn't like football
And he has GCSEs.