Dear Mom, dear Dad

Add this to my list of failures

It isn't the first time I let you down

I can't promise I'll do better

I can't even promise it won't get worse

I don't stick to the rules

and I hate authority

I can't keep promises

or stick to my word

I'm not reliable

I'm not thrustworthy

I'm not responsible

And I'll always let you down

I wonder where I got it from...