For J.


He's got glitter around his eyes

His bangs fall pretty as he shakes his thighs

He loves the girls with tons of zeal

He loves the boys with sex appeal,

While wearing boxers and clean white socks

He likes girls in low-cut tops

With lip-glossed lips that shine like dew-

but then again, guys look good in that too

Oh, the Con. in Conundrum! Oh, the Conspiracy!

Oh, the unruly bisexuality.