We Three Kings of Buckinghamshire

We three kings of Buckinghamshire

Came to London so we could hear

A baby screaming,

A baby cry-y-y-ying

So we shot him with a...

CHORUS

Shotgun of wonder

Shotgun of might

Shotgun with fitted laser sight!

It's still shooting,

It's still killing!

That sure put the baby right!

By Morbid Mind and B.C.