By:Andrew Troy Keler
It was on such a wonderous Christmas Day
That I was able to meet a girl named Fay,
Who had also lived in the big city
Of Cleveland and yet,has got a beauty
That should last beyond that one holiday.
After I've seen her handing some hot meals
To the homeless,I've just made a deal
With her in order to get her to go out
With me by not doing something that's out
Of the ordinary during our evening meal.
Just then,while we were enjoying ourselves
In such a romantic setting,a group of elves
Had suddenly charged into the restaurant and
Done something that really wasn't so grand.
Believe me,a group of angry elves
Beating the living snot out of each other
Really doesn't say 'Good Will Towards Other
Men' during the one particular holiday--
Even with such a beauty named Fay.
And yet,I'm still in love with her.