A LATE FUNNY NEW YEARS EVE

WHEN MY PARENTS HAD A PARTY WITH THEIR FRIENDS AT OUR HOUSE ON NEW YEARS EVE, THEY GOT SO DRUNK THAT THEY WERE WALKING IN CIRCLES. THEY TRIPPED OVER THE BENCH OUTSIDE. THEY TRIED TO OPEN THE DOOR ON THE OTHER SIDE.

THEN I WENT BACK TO MY ROOM AND WATCH TV. I HAD ENOUGH SEEING THEM DRUNK.

LATER WHEN THEY LOOKED AT THE CLOCK, THEY THOUGHT IT READ, 12:00AM, BUT THEY WERE WRONG, IT REALLY READ, 12:11. SO WE MISSED THE BALL TO DROP, BUT OH WELL AT LEAST WE GOT TO SEE MY DAD AND UNCLE FIRE OFF THE GUNS OUTSIDE IN THE YARD. AND WHO CARES IF WE MISSED TO BALL, THAT DOESN'T MATTER. THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT WE REMEMBERED ALL THE THINGS WE HAD DONE THE PAST YEAR. THERE WAS NOTHING WE HAD MISSED, BECAUSE IT WAS ALL IN OUR HEARTS. THAT'S ALL IT MATTERS, AND NOTHING ELSE.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!