THE ISOTOPE

O isotope I love you so much You bring glee to my life.
I love you with great honour.
I need you in my life.
Come to me!
Thine 20 neutrons and 19 electrons!
I am unable to live Without you In my chemistry lessons Or in life in general.
DUAL How can I live without you?
Your profound unbalanced equations.
(David Blunkett is unbalanced)
(Its Christmas day in the morning)
Oh Magnesium The way that you create ions With the beautiful Oxygen Fills me with great magnesium oxide.
Mmmm the way that it clogs my arteries And kills my brain cells,
But refills my batteries Illegally.
The way that you eat away at my skin.

I LOVE YOU ISOTOPE.

THE END.

WELL, PERHAPS.

I DON'T KNOW.

THE SILVERLINK METRO.

RIP.

(I still cannot get over it. 7:08. Sniff.)