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The Banker and the Man with the Funny Hat

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Banker: I call him Marvin.

Man with the funny hat (MWTFH): Who?

Banker: My briefcase

MWTFH: Your briefcase?

Banker: Of course. All bankers have briefcases.

MWTFH: Why?

Banker: They make us look professional.

MWTFH: Ah. So that's why you're wearing a bathrobe. It makes up for the professionalosity of the briefcase.

Banker: Is that a word?

MWTFH: What, briefcase?

Banker: No, bathrobe.

MWTFH: Only on Tuesdays, and never in the state of Texas.

Banker: Why Texas?

MWTFH: The Republicans.

Banker: Of course. I should have known.

MWTFH: Should you?

Banker: Well yes, I'm a Republican.

MWTFH: Really?

Banker: Yes, do you like clams?

MWTFH: Only the sort with wings and three feet.

Banker: I didn't think there were any clams with wings and three feet.

MWTFH: No, probably not, but it sounded exciting.

Banker: You don't have much excitement in your life, do you?

MWTFH: No, not really.

Enter Representative from the Ministry of Cheese Men, Small Orange Rabbits, and Gardening Tools

Representative from the Ministry of Cheese Men, Small Orange Rabbits, and Gardening Tools (RFTMOCMSORAGT): Always sing and dance when the amoeba men come to eat you or you will be forced to marry a miniature jar of grape jelly!

Exit Representative from the Ministry of Cheese Men, Small Orange Rabbits, and Gardening Tools

Banker: Well, that's good advice.

MWTFH: Yes, it seems to be, doesn't it?

Banker: Surprisingly so, coming from one of those Ministry of Cheese Men, Small Orange Rabbits, and Gardening Tools people. Usually their advice has something to do with taking the cheese ferry to work.

MWTFH: I see what you mean by that.

Banker: Don't say that, it's bad for your complexion.

MWTFH: Are you sure about that?

Banker: Well, I said that once, and look at my complexion.

MWTFH: Oh. I see what you mean by that.

Banker: You did it again! You did it again! You did it again!

Banker dies

MWTFH: Well, it was going to happen eventually.