Well oh well oh well…

I am really bored right now.

My cat is drooling on my remote control…

You know, that would probably explain why it was all wet yesterday and smelled like tuna fish!

Yeah, she peed on my carpet and farted on me-do you see how she treats me!?

It's weird how almost all of my daily conversations lead to Mocha…

On Christmas I had really good cheese lasagna!

That was so random…

Yeah, my uncle told me he made it from scratch himself, and I believed him-until I saw an empty lasagna box from Safeway in the recycling…

Damn lasagna!!!

-Jorge the Sexy Duck