My precious purple pencil

Makes "squeak" sounds when I write.

It has a pretty, gel-like grip

That sparkles in the light.

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My precious purple pencil

Has lead that never breaks.

Its eraser never fails me

(It only gives what it can take).

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My precious purple pencil

Is purple, as I've said.

Its product name is "PaperMate Vibz"

With point nine millimeter lead.

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My precious purple pencil

Can help my writer's block.

There are better things to write about,

But at least it's not a sock!