I'm hyper and spastic,

Crazy and wired.

Although I should be

Calm and tired.


Perhaps it's that coffee,

I had early in the morning.

Perhaps I should have listened

To my mother's caffeine warning.


But then I stop and think,

How good that coffee tasted.

Besides, it was a good way

To have that spare change wasted.


Oh caffeine highs,

I really really love you.

Oh caffeine highs,

What would I do without you?