Author's Note: This is my new story. Aha. Oh yeah. WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS INCEST. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, GO LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY. Ok. Enjoy!
Chapter 1: Characters
I don't really like introducing myself, but the exasperating, pain-in-the-ass, unworthy-of-this-marvelous-story, author has pleaded me to introduce myself. To make 'SugarPee' shut up, I'm doing this in my head. Satisfied?
Ok. So I'm popular. Not Miss Bitch Popular, but the girl next door kind of popular. I know almost anyone and no new students are forgotten. I hold no grudges, but I think I am way too kind for my own good. You know what I mean?
Uh…Physical appearance? I'm a dull brown brunette, the color of mud and brown poster paint when hit by direct sunlight. Very boring, huh? I don't have piercing, ice-blue eyes or expressive large green eyes. I maintain the boring brown color yet again. I am at an average size, I don't know my exact height, but I don't tower over anyone.
So I'm pretty boring. SATISFIED!?
Haelo! This is Jake with the weather forecast for you guys now. Down towards the south, near the closet of my room, a cold front is shifting around. This must be caused by the blasting of air-conditioner. Well, to the north, at the bed where I am sitting at, a warm, rising to hot, front is forming. Of course, this is caused by the sound of running water from the adjoining bathroom where currently a very pretty and too-sexy-for-her-own-good, total babe is shampooing.
Me: 'Shut up. I'm currently occupying the mind of your sister. I'll come back to you later.'
Aww. Man. Anyway, I will introduce myself, whether you like it or not, Sugar.
Me: no response
Soo…I'm Jakey Caiter. The babe in the bathroom is my sister Melissa. Oh yeah…I AM NOT A FREAK. I just like her looks ok? Ok!? Anyway, I am TALL. As in really tall. I'm a basketball dude. I don't know exactly how tall though. I have brownish-honey hair and chocolate eyes. That's it. End of discussion. Bye kids!
Me: 'Finally, he shuts up.'
Author's Note #2: I WILL continue with V and S until I finish with it, ok?