The morbid angel fell from her perch on cloud 9.
Well actually she was kicked out.
"She didn't used to be this way" God said.
"When I created her in my likeness, I never dreamed that it would turn out this way.
She was so sweet."
But somehow the Devil got to her.
She began drinking, smoking, cutting, sex all the time, thoughts of suicide.
God became worried.
"This is not what I had in mind for her. I saw a much better future."
The angel didn't care.
She liked the way she was.
So the morbid little angel plunged from heaven, down to Hell,
to be Satan's plaything.