Me: HELLO!!!!! My name is doctor Caw!!! I live in Antarctica and have a loving flamingo family. My husband, the greenest of all flamingo's, is currently away on business, and the polar bears are looking fine this time of year. But shhhh…if anyone found out that a half-tiger lady liked a polar bear, my business would be ruined!!!
Aisu: HELLO!!!!! My name is doctor Moo! I work with doctor Caw, and I live next to her loving flamingo family!!! runs around insanely screaming Laffy Taffy, referring to the British Colonel William Tavington, with which doctor Caw is having an affair
Me: HEY!!! NO ONES SUPPOSED TO KNOW!!!!!
Me: No one's supposed to know about my…oh! Hi dear!
Mr. Caw: MEOW!!!
Me: What? You found another? Oh No!!! Wait a minute…Oo…YAY!!! I'M COMING DEAR WILLIAM!!!!!! runs off an iceberg Ow…
Aisu: HEY! I WANNA GO SWIMMING TOO!!!!!
Aisu: Um, never mind.
Will: Chicken senses tingling…
Puppy: Uh, sure.
Me: It's not delivery it's Bombino's!!!!
Aisu: I love spicy food!!
Will: like 4-year-old I WANT CHICKEN!!!!!!!
Puppy: I'm not here right now.
Aisu: Then were are you? WHY AM I NOT WITH YOU?!?!?! WHY DO YOU GET TO SKIP SCHOOL AND I DON'T?????
Puppy: quietly help me…
Aisu: I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE EVIL LAFFY TAFFY!!!!!
Me: Yeah. Hey…
Puppy: backing away slowly
Okay, I'm done. REVIEW YOU MUST!!!!!