"What was that?" I asked myself and the stranger simultaneously.
"I SED 'OPIN OOP!'" said a the voice i recognized to be Josh's.
"What is your problem? Can't you speak English?"
At this, he started to bang on the door and scream what seemed like swear words of frusteration at me.
"LOOK I'M TRYING TO PEE IN HERE!" I yelled over him.
"YEH WITE!" he screamed back.
"Oh yeah?" I whispered and turned on the faucet. "Listen to that!"
"EWE JOOST TOONED UN THA SEENK!"
"OK! Fine! You caught me! I'm lying! What are you going to do about it?" I asked as I opened the door.
"I'm going to break down that stupid door if you don't hurry it on up and open this damn--"he stopped ubruptly looking at my tear stricken face.
"Yes?" I said smiling faintly. I still hadn't recovered from what had happened earlier and my makeup was definately smeared. "What do you want?" I asked in snappy sort of way.
Before I had time to blink he pushed me into the bathroom closed and locked the door behind him and grabbed the scizzors kicking them under the door.
"That's the last time you'll ever think about using those." he said grimly and turned around to look at me. "Now to discuss what just happened-"
"No... no.. no no no no" I said shaking my head violently. "Please don't make me..."
"It's absolutely necessary," Josh whispered pulling me into an embrace, smushing my face into his chest. "I really don't see any way around it. Do you have any other objections?"
"Oo-ell, ay cnt ezactly tap," I murmured, basically to his nipples, thanks to the position in which he was holding my head hostage.
"What? You can't tap? I know that! I've watched you try!" laughing at his own joke he pulled me closer and rested his chin on my head.
"Mo! ay cnt tak!" I tried to clarify.
"You can't tact?" he asked. Getting fusterated with the situation I regained some of my personal space and said "Talk! I can't talk!"
"Why you're doing it right now.. as we speak!"
"I couldn't talk because my head was being smooshed into your..." I hesitated. "your ...boobs."
"Hey! I don't have boobs!" Josh objected.
"I know. I just couldn't think of the right word for them."
"Well you could have said chest or something else besides... boobs."
"Yeah I guess I could have."
"Wait! We were talking about something important! What was it?"
"Uhhh, I don't remember," I lied.
"Yes you do. I can see it in your eyes."
"That doesn't mean I'm going to tell you."
"Oh I remember now."
"Damn it!"
"So as I was saying before you interupted me, do you have any more objections?"
"Yes... Maybe... no not really," I said afraid of what was going to come next.
"Let me start since I was the victim here," He said in a fatherly tone of voice as I cringed at the word "victim." "All right, so let's open this discussion: I believe that I was taken advantage of-"
"What?" I interupted. "Taken advantage of?! You've got to be kidding me!"
"Let me finish, please?" I sighed and nodded my head in approval. "As I was saying, I think that when you kissed me it wasn't fair to you or me."
"Why would you say that?"
"Well, wouldn't you say that we were friends first?" Joshua questioned.
"I don't know I've been getting these vibes from you that you-"
"Just answer the question," he said stopping me and closing his eyes in a sign of obvious frusteration.
"Ok, yes I would say that we've always been friends first."
"So what posessed you to break that?"
"I was trying to tell you that before you interupted me."
"Vibes or not, don't you think that we should have talked about your... your... what should we call them? your excess feelings." At this, my eyes started to tear up knowing what he was about to say next: something along the lines of 'they're your feelings and I don't feel the same way' or something like that. "Don't you?"
I sighed before answering "Yes I guess so."
"You guess or you know?" Josh asked.
"I know," I replied in a defeated voice.
"So why wasn't it discussed? Why did you act so impulsively? As I asked before, what the hell posessed you to do that?!" I could tell that he was growing angry and I knew that this wasn't going any where but bad.