Wait . . .

Whoops, another one's gone.


Gotta save the other one.

Quick! Before –

Whoops! Just lost another one.

Gotta help the next one.

Otherwise –

Whoops! There goes another one.

Hurry up!

Gotta save them all!

Or else –

Whoops! The other one's gone.

We gotta save the rest of us.


Before –

Whoops! We're gone.

A/N: Behold: my sarcastic and demented humor. I'm sick of people taking the "right to life" way too seriously and talking about how people should be required to wear helmets when biking, or be required to walk on the sidewalks. We need to stop trying to save everyone's life, and worry more about ourselves. This is what came out of it.