It's a Small World After Godzilla
It's a world of structures that reign on high,
Where the buildings actually scrape the sky,
But a grandiose scene
Such as this is routine,
For a green reptilian guy.
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It's a small world after all, (stomp)
It's a small world after all, (tromp)
When you're hundreds of feet tall,
It's a small, small world.
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There is just one moon and one golden sun,
But his huge bulk hides them from everyone,
Puny men can't compare,
To a monster so rare,
Though he likes his food well-done.
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It's a small world after all, (crunch)
It's a small world after all, (munch)
When your fist's a wrecking ball,
It's a small, small world.
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Earth's a grill that's crossed with a huge playground,
Where the cars are sure fun to kick around,
He's Destruction Elite,
And he comes with complete
Automatic surround sound.
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It's a small world after all, (rar)
It's a small world after all, (char)
When your sneeze can cause a squall,
It's a small, small world.
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Though we have the latest of weaponry,
His brute strength outmatches technology,
Fighter planes lose their nerve,
And end up as hors d'oeuvres,
To set off that stringy tree.
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It's a small world after all, (chew)
It's a small world after all, (spew)
When the only season's Fall,
It's a small, small world.
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Oh, Godzilla thinks that he's got us beat,
With his flaming breath and his stomping feet,
But if those giant jaws
Do their work without pause,
He'll run out of things to eat!
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It's a small world after all, (stomp)
It's a small world after all, (tromp)
Pray he has no mating call,
Or we'll all live in a much, much smaller world.
(Pardon the lines, my computer won't make it have spaces between stanzas.)