Good Old Hiccups

I have just a hic, I have just a hic

I have just a hic tiny bone to pick

You forced me to laugh hic just until I cried

Now I have hiccups that just won't subside

They lasted through lunch and all through the night

Hold my breath, take a drink, try as I might,

Hic hiccupping hic hiccupping on I went

Until I was sure my vocal chord bent

It had been a hic year since it began

But then I was offered money from Ann

"If you hiccup again, then I will pay up."

And now I just suddenly can't hiccup!