Good Old Hiccups
I have just a hic, I have just a hic
I have just a hic tiny bone to pick
You forced me to laugh hic just until I cried
Now I have hiccups that just won't subside
They lasted through lunch and all through the night
Hold my breath, take a drink, try as I might,
Hic hiccupping hic hiccupping on I went
Until I was sure my vocal chord bent
It had been a hic year since it began
But then I was offered money from Ann
"If you hiccup again, then I will pay up."
And now I just suddenly can't hiccup!