Oh, I don't want your crummy desk-job That's no life for me

No, don't put me behind a desk or countertop

And yes, I would be bothered by a crappy store register

The only thing in front of me that I would like to be behind

Is the helm of my faithful ship

Because no desk-job will do

When a pirate's life is a better life for me

Because I'm a bloody pirate

A bloodthirsty pirate

And no other life is for me

I won't settle with a day-job

When I could be pulling nights

An' plundering is a much better vice

Oh, I'm a bloody pirate

A bloodthirsty pirate

There's no other life for me

I would never kidnap

But I am prone to girl-nap

And I tend to take gold as well

Don't try to talk to me

I'll only listen to dead presidents

An' George is nowhere in sight

Because I'm a bloody pirate

A bloodthirsty pirate

And no other life is for me

So take up your ale

Give up your toast

There's no way I'll be going home

I'll be your captain

And you're my trustworthy first mate

We sail and plunder the seven seas

Though the Atlantic is an ocean

And so are the rest

And it's not like we get to the rest

Oh, I'm a bloody pirate

A bloodthirsty pirate

There's no other life for me

Rum! Rum!! Rum!!!

You can't hold your tongue

Falling down has never been so much fun!

Hoisting sails the wind pushes us onward still

Oh, don't give me a desk-job

Keep them to yourself

Because I'm a bloody pirate

A bloodthirsty pirate

And no other life is for me!

And there's no other life for me!