Second to None

Second to none,

Is that all I'll ever be.

Looking into her cold dark eyes,

Knowing she's always one step ahead of me.

Her laugh, her smile, her eyes; in my dreams they taunt.

Every time I think I've found him,

She giggles, flirts, and flaunts.

But one day I'll show her.

He'll come to me and only me.

She'll want him, but she won't have him.

Oh how I can't wait to see her squirm, see her whine.

I'll just laugh and hold him near

Because she'll just have to kiss my big behind.