"My Dark Pit of Darkness"

As I drown in my despair,
I stand on the glowing edge,
And I watch the pretty lights,
As I plot my sparkling death.

(Oh, yes, it really sparkles now...)

And do you know what it's like?
I'd love to trade my life with you.
You could learn to burn in hell,
And I could have the fun you do.

Oh, nobody hates me more than I do,
And in the end, it's not so great.
Could anyone try to end my torment?
Or can I flaunt my sad, dark fate?

When I rule the fucking world,
I'll carry out my pretty rage.
I'll make them suffer as I have,
And bask in all their ugly pain.

(If it's not mine, then it's lovely...)

No, you don't know what it's like.
I'd love to trade my life with you.
You could learn to burn in hell,
And I could have the fun you do.

Oh, nobody hates me more than I do,
And in the end, it's not so great.
Could anyone try to end my torment?
Or can I flaunt my sad, dark fate?

Yes, nobody hates me more than I do,
And in the end, it's not so great.
Could anyone try to end my torment?
Or can I flaunt my sad, dark fate?

One day I will be perfect,
And you'll love me for my scars.
I will paint the whole world purple,
And we'll blow up all the stars.

(We'll watch them bleed across the sky...)

Oh, nobody hates me more than I do,
And in the end, it's not so great.
Could anyone try to end my torment?
Or can I flaunt my sad, dark fate?

Yes, nobody hates me more than I do,
And in the end, it's not so great.
Could anyone try to end my torment?
Or can I flaunt my sad, dark fate?