(Sung roughly to the tune of "Home on the Range")


Oh fish-fish you're stinky

You smell like my old dirty shoes

You need a shower

Wish you were a flower

But fish-fish I'll always love you

Oh little fish-fish, why do you go squish-squish

And swim around your bowl all day

You're always wet, so your head I can't pet

And your color is so dull and gray


Oh fish-fish your squishy, and the best little fishy

You can't live in our bathtub

Or even our sink,

'cause poor fishy you stink