(Grass Stain)

So you wanna go out somewhere
Let me grab my favorite shirt,
The one you bought me at the show
With the Green Day logo
And the grass stain on the back
That I got when you tackled me flat
In your parents' backyard at night.
Smacking lips and groping hands
And before I knew it you took off my pants

CHORUS:
Oh, You've got such a perverted mind
Just like mine
And it's just so easy to see
We're just meant to be
And I started to write a song for you today
But I thought you wouldn't like it, so I threw it away
Plus, I hate love songs
They're stupid anyway

So you're making popcorn now
And it reminds of when I took you to the movies
It was an innocent night at the drive-in
And I drove you home and you invited me in
Where you told me your parents were outta town
And on the living room floor you pushed me down
Where I still have the rug burns on my back.
That I got when I made you moan and when you made me scream
And all the while your dog had a front row seat

CHORUS:
Oh, You've got such a perverted mind
Just like mine
And it's just so easy to see
We're just meant to be
And I started to write a song for you today
But I thought you wouldn't like it, so I threw it away
Plus, I hate love songs
They're stupid anyway

Love songs are fake
But our love is real
So your mom found my boxers
What's the big deal?
Your parents are mad
Your dad wants me dead
You told 'em "What's the big deal?"
"It's not like we did it in your bed"

Oh, You've got such a perverted mind
Just like mine
And it's just so easy to see
We're just meant to be
And I wrote a song for you yesterday
But you probably won't like it anyway
So here's another stupid love song
I'll just throw it away