Brain Dead

Teacher, I have bad news today

Last night while I was dreaming

My head opened up and everything

Inside it started leaving

The spanish part said "Adios!"

The social studies left

The language arts said "Fare thee well"

The band left in bass cleft

So you see today, while I'm in class

Drooling on the desk

The contents in my brain are gone

Pardon me if I'm a pest

Excuse me now for goofing off

I've gone to la-la land

I'm sleeping, dozing, drooping off

I'd focus (but I can't)

All subjects have abandoned me

(It is a good excuse)

So if my eyes are glazed and blank

Remember: my brain is loose!