Teacher, I have bad news today
Last night while I was dreaming
My head opened up and everything
Inside it started leaving
The spanish part said "Adios!"
The social studies left
The language arts said "Fare thee well"
The band left in bass cleft
So you see today, while I'm in class
Drooling on the desk
The contents in my brain are gone
Pardon me if I'm a pest
Excuse me now for goofing off
I've gone to la-la land
I'm sleeping, dozing, drooping off
I'd focus (but I can't)
All subjects have abandoned me
(It is a good excuse)
So if my eyes are glazed and blank
Remember: my brain is loose!