Disney Lied

I think Disney lied to me

He almost got me killed

When he said "Carpets really fly!"

I jumped up; I was thrilled

Then I ran into the hallway

To the carpet lying there

I sat on it and wished a lot

But the carpet went nowhere

So then I took some "pixie dust"

(It was just my sister's glitter)

I hurled myself right off the roof

I didn't even flutter

I fell and really hurt my arm

And so I tried to heal it

But saying "Bippity-Boppitty-Boo!"

Really didn't cut it


The deer won't talk

The skunk is mean

And I'm no Cinderella

Disney lied to you and me

I swear, I'll get that fella!