What's the rest of the world to do?

Going to Europe,

Where they think we wear stirrups,

And ride around on horses,

(Of courses, of courses)

Screaming "yee-haw!" with a lasso,

And sassing our elders so,

What is the world to do?

When they think Americans live in a zoo,

That we created by ourselves,

And not shoe-making elves,

How we brought this upon us,

By the fact that we cuss,

Nonstop,

And eat constantly at IHOP,

What's the rest of the world to do?