Disclaimer- (stares up at a shooting star) I wish I may I wish I might! Have the wish I wish tonight! (closes eyes) I wish I owned these characters. I wish I owned these characters. (opens eyes) darn....

Barbie Girl

Inu- Hi Barbie

Kikyo- Hi Ken

Inu- Do you wanna go for a ride?

Kikyo- Sure Ken!

Inu- Jump in…..

Kikyo- I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world (Excel and Team Rocket come in as backup dancers) Life in plastic, it's fantastic! (jumps up and throws her arms up) You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere (pulls her top down a little) Imagination, life is your creation!

Inu- Come on Barbie, let's go party! (starts to drag Kikyo to party but gets sat by Kagome)

Sess- (knocks Kikyo and steals the mike) I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world (Excel and Team Rocket still backup dancing) Life in plastic, it's fantastic! (walks around the stage swinging his hips and flipping his hair) You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere (rips his clothes off and stands there with his tail wrapped around him) Imagination, life is your creation! (Excel zapps Sess with a lazar and steals the mike)

Excel- (really, really load and really, really annoying) I'm a blonde bimbo girl, in a fantasy world (stage turns into the world Maze is in) Dress me up, make it tight (clothes shrink so its really, super tight) I'm your dolly! I'm your doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink (plays sparkly pink guitar). Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky SPANKIES!! (flaunts around the stage while singing that) You can touch, you can play, if you say

James- I'm always yours!

Sango/Kagome backup singers- uu-oooh-u

(Sess jumps on Excel for the mike)

Miroku- (grabs mike) I'm a Barbie girl (lover) in a Barbie world (whistles)Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair (young sexy girls brush his hair) Undress me-

Everyone- NO!!!

Miroku- FINE! Imagination life is your creation!

Inu- come on Barbie lets go party

Girls- ah-ah-ah-yeah

James- Come on Barbie lets go party

Girls- uu-oooh-u

Male Maze- (sexy, flirtatious voice) Come on Barbie let's go party

Girls- ah-ah-ah-yeah

Excel- COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY!

Boys- uu-oooh-u

Jessie- (in red sparkly dress acting all sexy) Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please (girls hold Miroku back) I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees! (James begs on knees) Come jump in bimbo friends let us do it again (Excel jumps in and starts dancing) Hit the town, fool around, let's go party!! (rainbow lights and disco ball come down)

Excel- you can touch-

Jessie- you can play-

Unison- if you say-

Miroku- your always mine! (Inu smacks him "It's 'I'm always yours idiot!!!'")

Jessie- you can touch-

Excel- you can play-

Unison- if you say-

Sess- I'm always yours!

Akito/ Nao – Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Sana- AH-AH-AH-YEAH!

Kouga- Come on Kagome, let's go party!

Kagome- (looking at Inu worried. Inu looking like he's gunna rig Kouga's throat out) uu-oooh-u

Tiddus- Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Yuna- ah-ah-ah-yeah

Hamtaro- (high squeaky voice) Come on Barbie, let's go party

Bijou- (higher squeakier voice) uu-oooh-u

Sana/ Mariko- I'm a Barbie girl, in a barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic (Rei tries to drag them off but gets attacked by Maro the squirrel)

Mariko- you can't really brush my hair-

Sana- or undress me everywhere-

Akito- sure I can! (makes a grab for her skirt but gets trampled by Miroku)

Miroku- (to Akito) watch this…..

Sana/ Mariko- Imagaination life is your creation! (are groped by Akito/Miroku)

Inu/Sess/Kouga- Come on Barbie, let's go party

Sango/Kagome/Miroku- ah-ah-ah-yeah

Excel- COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY!

Excel- UU-OOOH-U!

James- Come on Barbie, lets go party

Jessie- ah-ah-ah-yeah

Akito/Nao- come on Barbie let's go party!

Sana/Excel- UU-OOOH-U!

Kikyo- oh, I'm having so much fun!

Sess- Well Barbie, we're just getting started

Kikyo- oh, I wuv you fluffy! (curls up in sessy's tail)

END

BV-Well there you have it folks! Hope you liked it!

Adrina- pssst!

BV- What?

Adri- CanI say something?

BV- Fine!

Adri- DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!

BV- (smacks forehead with her hand) Idiot! But yes, please R&R