We Didn't Puff the Dragon
By Jay McFadden
Parody of
We Didn't Start The Fire

(Parody #01)

Marijuana, Kerosene, Magic Dragon, Sensu Bean.
Now in motion like the ocean, better get some Pot.

Puff Magician, Pixie Stickin', some get wasted, loss of vision.
Smoke a ciga' with some jiga', anything that rots.

Rolled up powdered H-Bombs, Raiding Sugar, smoke a bong.
Brand is The King and I, now I'm gettin' really high.

Eisenhower's Vaccine, smoking stuff made by Bleem.
Acid Glurps are fun to try, take one whiff and good bye!

We didn't Puff the Dragon!
We tell that to coppers
When they check for poppers.
We didn't Puff the Dragon!
Yes, we did ignite it,
But you'll never find it.

You were stylin' now you cough, shoot some speed, and then take off.
Rock's a killa, Stone Megilla, memory block.

Icon is Parmesan, Mega Ziggs to snack on.
Winzin, Puff Balls, this party never stops.

Einstein's Wild Dream, Selling some to smoke some green.
Fairy's Rocket, Angel Sand, Elvis Presley's Wonder Land.

Hard Doe, sniff the best, then KABLAMO, get some rest.
Druggie race, Keeping pace, Shopping at the Shootas!

We didn't Puff the Dragon!
We tell that to coppers
When they check for poppers.
We didn't Puff the Dragon!
Yes, we did ignite it,
But you'll never find it.

Little Pop, Bouncing Back, Eyes will narrow, Voice will crack!
Smoke sticks, watch you fly, Try to get the children high!

Take a drag and then you fall, sucking down a bag of Halls!
Cigg's take you for a ride, "Stay away!", the children cried!

(Struggle for deep breath for effects)

Ben and Moly had a buzz with Turtle Wax, Growing Fuzz.
Shootin' Glue and go-go's, gotta make it de-compose.

Keep the X-Y-Z, I will smoke the Mad Genie.
Double Deckers, Crisco, the gin is sniffed in combos!

We didn't Puff the Dragon!
We tell that to coppers
When they check for poppers.
We didn't Puff the Dragon!
Yes, we did ignite it,
But you'll never find it.

Hay, gang way, smoking blanks, and stuff titled Super Tanks.
Mail in a crack pin, rolling up a pig skin.

Laws are for Arabia, Here it's Beatlemania.
Gold Mist again, Saint Beast and Mutagen.

Dope Brawl, It's the best. Followed up with Sacred X.
Special K! Blown away! What else do I have to say?!

We didn't Puff the Dragon!
We tell that to coppers
When they check for poppers.
We didn't Puff the Dragon!
Yes, we did ignite it,
But you'll never find it.

Drug Control once again, get your kicks with open pens.
Moonshine, cheap wine, sniff anthrax in lines.

Bacon Cravin', smokin' swine, wearing down the drug line.
Overload with a can of something called Alakazam.

Prohibition set aside, now you may never unwind.
Seeds we get start off, grows crack to burn in sets.

Ether Tonic, have one more, Now half baked, lets smoke it raw.
Crack, Cocain and Coke galore, Let's all smoke a thousand more!

We didn't Puff the Dragon!
We tell that to coppers
When they check for poppers.
We didn't Puff the Dragon!
I hope when we're gone
Weed is still passed on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on...

We didn't Puff the Dragon!
We tell that to coppers
When they check for poppers.
We didn't Puff the Dragon!
Yes, we did ignite it,
But you'll never find it!

We didn't Puff the Dragon!
We tell that to coppers
When they check for poppers.
We didn't Puff the Dragon!
Yes, we did ignite it,
But you'll never find it!

We didn't Puff the Dragon!
We tell that to coppers
When they check for poppers.
We didn't Puff the Dragon!
Yes, we did ignite it,
But you'll never find it...

(Note: I have never used drugs. I know a lot about them because people who do drugs can't leave me alone about them. I did this drug song first to get drugs out of the way. Sense this is a long song, I don't think I'll be making another drug song. At least not any time soon.)