Someone's Gay
By Jay McFadden
Parody of
One Fine Day

(Parody #02)

If I saw someone act gay.
I'd walk up to him and say,
"You're just about as straight as a circle."
Yeah.

Then we'd get in a big fight,
and I'd clock him left and right.
I would be to drunk to care who wins,
Just come at me!

Then I'd kick him ear to ear,
and I'd kick him in the rear!
Smash him through the ground and grab another beer!

Cause' it's really fun to me!
Killing off that gay newbie!
Everyone will phere my killing spree!

Now these noobs are all a pain!
Trying out their gay group lame!
If those noobs come near I'll kill them all the same!

If the staff all look away,
You can hack and make them pay!
Then I'd laugh while saying someone's gay!
Hey!

Now before that day is through.
I would grab a beer or two.
Tell someone they're straight as a circle.
Yeah.

With gay lamers as his friends.
Take them back to school again.
I'd still be to drunk to care who wins,
Just come at me!

Then I'd kick him ear to ear,
and I'd kick him in the rear!
Smash him through the ground and grab another beer!

Cause' it's really fun to me!
Killing off that gay newbie!
Everyone will phere my killing spree!

Now these noobs are all a pain!
Trying out their gay group lame!
if those noobs come near I'll kill them all the same!

If the staff all look away,
You can hack and make them pay!
Then I'd laugh while saying someone's gay!
Hey!

I believe when I'm drunk it's alright,
to kill off every noob in my sight.
My beer always stays cold, it never gets old.
It makes me more flawless than pure gold.
Drinkin', Fightin', Killing off the gays.
In this world 1337 ownage is the game.
If you step to me, I'll blow you away.
Then laugh and say "Someone's gay."

Then I'd kick him ear to ear,
and I'd kick him in the rear!
Smash him through the ground and grab another beer!

Cause' it's really fun to me!
Killing off that gay newbie!
Everyone will fear my killing spree!

Now these noobs are all a pain!
Trying out their gay group lame!
If those noobs come near I'll kill them all the same!

If the staff all look away,
You can hack and make them pay!
Then I'd laugh while saying someone's gay! Yeah!
Then I'd laugh while saying someone's gay! Now!
Gay! Gay! You're gay!

(Note: This song is a tribute to a friend of mine and is in no way bashing homosexual people. the form of gay that is being used has the following meanings "Stupid, lame and unfair" and is being used to describe all those newbies on those online games that you would really like to kill. I apologise if anyone was offended by this parody.)