It's My Food
By Jay McFadden
Parody of
Inside out

(Parody #04)

I would swallow the fries.
I would cholk down pork-rines.
But the one thing that I really crave for tonight...
Is sourcrout.
Mixed with eggs and trout.
Some stuffin' in my egg muffin.
Want a chicken tender.
Fresh off a fender.
Wash it down the hatch with a bottle of old viniger.
That was rude, they took back my food.

I yern, yern for a custard sandwitch.
Pickled and covered with snail.
maybe some onion salted mayo.

The pick pocket took my potatoes.
The fuzzy ones with mold.
Was goin'a mix it with fresh eel.

I want worms with fish and raisens.
I drink syrup rootbeer floats.
My stomach craves for squid gut boats.

I would swallow the fries.
I would cholk down pork-rines.
But the one thing that I really crave for tonight...
I just want sourcrout.
Mixed with eggs and trout.
More stuffin' in my egg muffin.
Want a chicken tender.
Fresh off a fender.
Wash it down the hatch with a bottle of old viniger.
That was rude, they took back my food.

Some salad with liver steak.
Chopped up and mixed up inside.
Pour on honey and mountain dew.

Some old moldy solami.
Throw on skunk roadkill with meds.
The fumes from it should help sweeten the sent.

I would swallow the fries.
I would cholk down pork-rines.
But the one thing that I really crave for tonight...
I just want sourcrout.
Mixed with eggs and trout.
More stuffin' in my egg muffin.
Want a chicken tender.
Fresh off a fender.
Wash it down the hatch with a bottle of old viniger.
That was rude, they took back my food.

All alone with the chicken bones.
Not happy. Just need frog egg jumbos.
Bide my time for the tocos.
Mixed with the snot nosed,
chocolate covered pig roast.

Get me those cream filled stale scones.
That's what I need. Come on now, just feed me.
Let me at that tomatoe...
Vanilla sausage roll!

I would swallow the fries!
I would cholk down pork-rines!
The one thing that I really crave for tonight!
My sourcrout!
Mixed with eggs and trout!
More stuffin' in my egg muffin!
Want a chicken tender!
Fresh off a fender!
Wash it down the hatch with a bottle of old viniger!
That was rude! It's my food! Give me back my food!

It's my food!
I just want mustard cow pie stew...

(Burp for effects)

(Note: Don't bother asking, I'll tell you why I did this one. I was really bored one night and I just though, "why not?" So there, now you know why.)