School Days By Jay McFadden Parody of Alive

(Parody #08)

Every day is a school day.
I regret every test that I take.
I won't be a graduate.
If they find all my mistakes.
All these poor grades I hold, they are the ones I'll take home.
I don't want to be grounded this time.
So I copy work.
Now come look at this "A" of mine.

Mine... Your grade is now mine!
I'm not grounded this time!
I copy off you.
To make your work mine!

Mine... Your grade is now mine!
I'm not grounded this time!
I copy off you.
So I don't have to try!

Cheating on the next test.
A good grade they soon will bring.
Show parents how I did this time.
Now they promise to give me anything.
Guess we all know it's so bizzar, I must hold this.
Can't wait to hear what my friends will say.
Now that I feel cool.
I think I will stay this way.

Mine... Your grade is now mine!
I feel gifted this time!
I copy off you.
To make your work mine!

Mine... Your grade is now mine!
I feel gifted this time!
And I don't have to try!

Now that I stole you.
I can never go back to poor grades.
Now that I have you.
I know I will get away.
Now that I stole you.
I know I will always get good grades.
Now that I have you.
I will pass no matter what they say!

Mine... Your grade is now mine!
I will finish on time!
I copy off you.
To make your work mine!

Mine... Your grade is now mine!
I will finish on time!
And I don't have to try!

Mine... Your grade is now mine!
Now I'm safe, feelin' fine!
And I don't have to try!

Mine... Your grade is now mine!
Graduation's at nine!
And I don't have to try!
All of my grades are high!
You get poor grades and cry!
This was easy, goodbye!

(Note: I have NEVER cheated on anything in school. Don't think I can't hear you people who are saying "Yeah Right." I know you're out there!)