Myth Of Sonic
By Jay McFadden
Parody of
Supersonic

(Parody #13)

Well you say you're a fan, but you don't look like a fan to me.
You should feel happy with the changes whenever change is given.
You just cry in anger.
He's not the same.
But Sonic's makers haven't changed.

There is no SegaSonic!
That's all plutonic!
Believe me Sega's name's still on it!
If I hear complaint,
I'll just reinerate.
They are all the same one.
They are all the same main same fame same name same one!

Well there you go again.
You act like he's alian.
How does it feel to be called fools by the kids who don't play the game?
You argue nonsence.
"He's lame" you must insist.
You're driving me insane!

There is no SegaSonic!
Don't judge my logic!
The facts show Sega's name's still on it!
If I hear complaint,
I'll just reinerate.
They are still the same one.

It's no lie!
He's the same thing!
It's just time,
For some changing.
Just throw out the myth!
Peacefully!
And then you'll see,
He's the same blue streak!

It's just a Myth Of Sonic!
That is my topic!
This war has become idiotic!
If there's more complaint,
I'll just stand up and state.
They are still the same one.
They are still the same game same name same lame brain one!

(Note: I made this song as an attempt to stop this annoying battle everyone seems to be having on the changes that Sonic has been though. They are all sonic, so just drop this "Sega Sonic" stuff.)